Perez and the Bitch from Cali!

First off. This is David blog. I don't want anyone to think that Jen had any part in this, as it is solely my opinion that is expressed here.

Second. Let me say a resounding "WAY TO GO!" to Perez Hilton. I applaud him for the fact that he's not just sitting down and taking the barage of assault that has now been levied against him for his proper use of the 'b' word. She is a bitch, unforunately, her opinion is shared by so many people in this country that, if it hadn't been for FDR probably would have supported Hitler in World War II and that still doesn't completely understand or respect minorities of any kind, whether they be Women, Jewish, Blacks, Latinos, or Gays.

I've been watching shit on CNN.com for a while this morning, and it hurts me that orientationism is so purvasive in our society. Articles and the amateur commentary on the site are all bashing HIM, when they should be bashing HER for being the dumbass bitch troll voice of idiocy.

But I raise the question now, is it her fault that she's stupid? Yes. But blame also should rest in the hands of people like her, her family, and American society for allowing this blatant descrimination to continue.

If this were decades ago, during the Civil Rights Movement, and a Miss USA contestant were asked about Rosa Parks. Would an imflamatory response not been just as grating at that point? If the questioner had then come out in response to that as angrily as Perez, would he be criticized for it? Probablemente que no!

It ANGERS me that we live in a place where descrimination can happen so transparently, as if it's nothing, and then we have the audacity to call ourselves the land of the free. It's hypocracy, plain and simple.

Some people will say that it's a matter of faith that justifies their hatred of our people, but I remind them that faith has been used to justify descrimination for CENTURIES. It was used to keep black people subservient in this country; it was used to keep women at home and out of the work place and voting booths. It was used to justify mistreatment of immigrants of different faiths from the majority. And some people wonder why I don't go to church.

So...to those that are bashing Perez. Please know that I am standing with him. This contestant...who was almost our representative to the Miss Universe contest...deserves neither my admiration nor respect for so blatantly saying that it's OK to descriminate against gays.

It's people like her that force gay teens to commit suicide at higher rates than other teens. It's people like that keep me from getting full justice after an attempt on my life. (The man that attacked me has been charged with 'Assault III', which, in Alabama is a MISDEMEANOR because politicians and police don't want to admit that it was a GAY BASHING, plain and simple. It's all because HE said that it wasn't. If I had died in the parking lot of my apartment, this man would probably still only get the minimum sentence...if anything at all.)

It's like it's OK if we're hair dressers, interior designers, or gossip peddlers, but the minute we stand up for something, WE'RE the bad people.

OK.

That's all for the moment. I'm sure that I'll come up with more later.

Shiny Things Moment

So HI! It's time for another shiny things moment as I sit here watching NCIS on USA and enjoy chomping down on my wonderful tasting nicotine gum! Yum! Yum! So yeah. I'm watching the commercials, and I got to think that this gum tasted really, really bad.

BUT!!! If it helps me quit smoking, life will be grand! A few years ago, I quit smoking, and it was an amazing feeling. I loved the taste of water, and I lost a shit ton of weight without doing very much of anything. Foods tasted better, I smelled better, and things were just...well...better.

So yeah...my shiny thing moment...is nicotine gum!

David’s Shiny Things Moment

Well baby,sweetie, my bitch (for now till I find u a man)

Anyway I totally agree with the David’s Shiny Things Moment. Anything with muscles and a dick distracts you, and god forbid they are Hispanic. If they are I've lost you till the object of your drool is taken out of site. I will be talking to you and a commercials will come on or you found a picture on the net and next thing you know David is gone. (probably playing with Johnathan). But I Wouldn't change you one bit. As for the Eliza Dushku comment your damn right I would hit that. She is f*ing hot. Her boobs could be bigger but I would still do her. Hell right now I just want to know I will have sex again. Hmmm I could go to Colorado again. Or wait till they move..HA HA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9fhpdVIwwU (this is my favorite hulu commercial) GOD LOOK AT THAT TOUNGE (buzz) HEE NOW A THREESOME WITH ELIZA AND CLEA DUVALL AND I'M SET ...TALK ABOUT A BIRTHDAY WISH HOT DAMN

David's Shiny Thing Moment

So Jen and I have this thing between us. It's a saying that really does ring true for me. I am distracted by shiny things. I love new stuff, and I love old stuff that just has a certain luster to it.

So what's my shiny thing at the moment? Mr. Seth McFarlane! That's right, the guy who created Family Guy is that which is distracting me at the moment. It all started a few days ago when I was TV and there popped one of those damn hulu.com commercials. It wasn't the one with Alec Baldwin...it wasn't the one with Eliza Dushku (I think that's her anyway...). Now, while Jen will say that the one with Eliza is a shiny thing moment, that's all her! ;) So yeah, though. When I saw Seth, it was the first time that I'd ever seen him in person. He started off with the voice of Brian, the Griffin's dog, and contined through all the characters. At the end, he lifted up his shirt and that green alien came out doing Quagmire's 'giggity-giggity.' Now. I'm a dork, but I popped a boner watching that commercial. That mothafucka is HAWT!

So anyway...here's the commercial.

Counting down the day

So I'm counting down the days for a few things. First is my family is going to Florida next week and I can't wait. Granted this house is freaky when there is no one here but I still can't wait. Everyone is just driving me nut. I so need my own place. UGH But living in this area is so damn expensive. I could go and find a roommate but people drive me nuts. I like my quiet time. I know I need to get out more and meet people but..... Anyway the second thing that I can't wait for is my birthday. It's not a big number or anything but I still can't wait. Of course by this age I thought that I would of been doing more with my life. But we all make mistake that set us back. One being staying with my ex for far too long. I really wish I did a lot of things different with my life. I know I can't go back and change it but how is it that she's better off with a new lover when she's the one who cheated. Then she wonders why I don't want to "stay friends"? Are you kidding me? Ha Ha. But you know I laughted my ass off when I found out that she was mad at me when I went back to that state to visit my best friend and I didn't go see her. Oh are some ppl that clueless? I guess. Anyway enough ranting for the day. Love ya

So I was talking to The Carolina Bitch a little bit ago...

So I was talking to a very dear friend of mine, earlier, named Donna. She's one of those fabulous people that I adore! Well anyway...she's from North Carolina, so I've dubbed her the Carolina Bitch. As we were discussing what name I would to refer to her, she brought up a line from one of my favorite shows on the planet...Family Guy. To quote Cleveland: "I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches!" When the line appeared on the yahoo screen, I about busted my left nut laughing! Of course, then I started humming a little bit. "It's raining bitches...betta watch out...it's raining bitches!"

Here's the clip. Enjoy!

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3698524185/

Introduction from the Maryland Bitch

Hey little ones

~J~ or aka Jen

I am a bi girl who loves my gay boys. This is why David and I are such good friends. I need this blog to get out all my thoughts before they explode in my head. I am a romantic at heart still looking for my prince or princess to come sweep me off my feet. I am short but far from sweet (unless i want to be hence the bitch) I am shy at first then you can't shut me up. I have one heck of a dirty mind. Everything is about sex. What can I say all my friends are guys. P.S David says if I was a guy I'd be a top. So you might hear about that too. I love reading gay love stories (especially David's ) and Nifty stories. I do read straight love stories too but only when in public hee hee don't want to freak my family out. I have a baby sister who I love to death and would do anything for. I work my ass off for shitty pay but that's the way of life without a degree. If you couldn't tell I have ADD so I apologize now about skipping around. So I can't think of anything else to share at the moment. So goodnite little ones Love ya

Introdocution of The Bitch from Birmingham

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